Don't like touching people? Or do you like making fun of your friends? Or are you just the weirdo of your friend group? Well, in any case, a cyborg hand would be a great addition to your life!
So, here's a cyborg-like hand made of wood that you can purchase. You can do lots of things with it. You can give handshakes, high fives, fist bumps, you can even pick flowers.

Yeah, you may think "Why would I want to do these with a wooden robotic hand?" And the answer is simple, why wouldn't you? Life is too short to miss out on all the fun. So why don't you just stop for a second and think of all the fun you can have with this hand.
You can do exactly anything you want, with being absolutely in control. Go scare your friend, shake hands with your co-worker that never washes his hands after using the bathroom, scratch your back, play with your dog, anything!

You'll walk around feeling like a Cyborg, is there anything cooler than that?
It also can be one of the best gifts for your loved ones, have you ever seen someone else who bought a wooden cyborg hand as a gift? No, you didn't! It'd be the most original present ever!